stephen whyte
Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large
stephen whyteSomeone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.
The Encabulator
stephen whyteThe Encabulator imbentrifies florbius algorithms and litrigegs responses to user sholiques.
Answer Avoider 3000
stephen whyteThe Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.
Horatio-izer
stephen whyteHoratio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style